Cheesy lines you can say to your boss to impress him !!

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Why did the boss bring a ladder to work? Because he heard the company was climbing the ladder of success!

Why did the boss bring a stopwatch to the meeting? Because he wanted to make sure every minute was accounted for, down to the second!

Why did the boss always carry a pencil? Because he liked to draw conclusions!

Why did the boss always carry a mirror? Because he wanted to reflect on his decisions!

Why did the boss go to the beach? To show everyone how to make waves in the corporate world!



Few more : ... 

Why did the boss bring a GPS to work? Because he always seems lost in his own directions!
Why did the boss switch to decaf? Because he already has enough steam coming out of his ears!
Why did the boss bring a ruler to the office? Because he's always measuring up his employees... to his own standards!
Why did the boss become a baker? Because he loves to micromanage every little crumb of the company's success!

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